Jokes Collection

Mga koleksyon ng mga bago at lumang jokes. Wala pa rin akong magawa kaya post ko na rin to. Haha. Enjoy. ^_^

***all credits to the PIF people at their forum. ^_^

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Dati ang gamot sa sa sakit ng ulo ay
KISPIRIN AT YAKAPSUL..
Ngayon hindi na daw uso yun?

Ano na uso?

BIOGESEX!

Pwedeng gawin kahit walang laman ang tiyan…
Wahahahaha…
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NENE: Inay, pinatambling ako kanina sa school!
INAY: Gaga! Gusto lang nila Makita panty mo!
NENE: Alam ko! Kaya nga tinago ko sa bag yung panty ko eh!!..

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Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!
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Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya…
Jorge: Ano’ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo ‘yung kabayo!
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Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po.
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Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:

Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!
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Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado ‘yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.
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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na **kama**:*

TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na
lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)
TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!
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Dear Dodong,
Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk…
Nagmamahal – Nanay
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ANAK: ‘Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng “cocomban”.
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon “cocomban” pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!
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MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi!
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JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo ‘tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba ‘yun? Nakalagay nga dito: “for 3 years & up”!
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At a funeral…

KARLOS: Tara na, tonyo. Alis na tayo!
TONYO: Kararating pa lang natin a!
KARLOS: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: “REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED.”
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Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton “SUGAR FREE.”
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Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano ‘yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
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Doc: Ano trabaho MO hija?
Girl: Substitute Po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi Po, mama ko Po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako o yung substitute….
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Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?
Pedro: Hindi!
Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!
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Gay Lingo Collections

Mga brod, bro and bru.. haha. Bored ako eh, wala ako magawa kaya post ko nlng tong gay lingo chuvaness from cloudrey ng PIF.

***credits goes all to cloudrey for providing this all. Enjoy. ^_^

Gay Lingo

PROPER NOUNS

Ace Sanchez – atop sa balay
Aglipay – ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )
Ana, Anaconda – ahas, traidor
Anita Linda, Aida – A.I.D.S.
Ate Vangie – gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)
Ate Vi – atrebida
Backstreet Boys – cute guys sa likuran mo
Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya – masturbate
Bebang, Mayta – maid
Blusang Itim – mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor
Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis – makati, malibog
Chabelita – chubby
Chanda Romero – tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman
Chiquito – maliit
Churchill – sosyal
Crayola Khomeni – iyak
Dakota Harrison P! laza – malaki birdie
Debbie Gibson – give
Duty Free – maliit ang nota
Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing – state of feeling horny
Eva Kalaw – evak
Felix Bakat – bakat ang birdie (sa brief or pants)
Girlie Rodis – babae
Givenchy – give, pahingi
Halls – tsupa
Indiana Jones – hindi sumipot
Janjalani, Pocahontas – bakla na palaging late o indyanera
Jennilyn (Mercado) – cheap, chaka
Joana Paras – asawa
Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena – umuulan
Julie Andrews – mahuli
Kelvinator, Kelvina – babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator
Leticia Ramos Shahani – shabu
Lilet – bading na bagets
Lucita Soriano – loss na, sorry pa
Lucrecia Kasilag – baliw
Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez – talo, loss ang beauty
Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson – mahal
Miss Nigeria – negra
Murriah Carey, Morayta – mura
Nora Daza – magluto
Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. – oh, promise me, pangako, utang
Phil Collins – Philcoa
Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga – poor, dukha
Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci – mayaman
Rita Gomez – naiirita
Ruffa – laklak
Siete Pecados – tsismosa
Thunder Cats – gurang
Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones – gutom
Uranus – puwet
Washington D.C. – wala
X-Men – mga dating lalaki
Yayo Aguila – dyahe
Zsa Zsa Padilla – o siya, sige!

ADJECTIVES & ADVERBS
48 years – sobrang tagal
antibiotic – antipatika
balaj, valaj – balahura
bella – boba
bigalou – big
biway, chopopo, guash – gwapo
bongga, bonggakea – super to the max
borta – malaki katawan
boyband – lalaking sintaba ng baboy
buya – nakakahiya
chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang – ugly
cheapangga, chipipay – cheap, ka-cheapan
chipipay – cheap
chopopo – gwapo
conalei – baklush
daki – dako
dites – dito
doonek – doon
effem – halatang bakla
emena gushung – malanding semenarista
fayatollah kumenis – payat
ganda lang – for free
ganders – maganda
intonses – sira, wasak
jongoloids – bobo
jowa, jowabelles, jowabella – karelasyon, boyfriend o girlfriend
jutay, juts – maliit
kabog, loss – talo!
katagalugan – matagal
katol – mukhang katulong
kirara – pangit / maitim
klapeypey-klapeypey – pumalakpak
krang-krang – hungry (same as Tom Jones)
krung-krung – sira ulo, baliw
lulu, tungril, tetetet – lesbian
mahogany, mashumers, ugmas – mabaho
majubis – mataba / gusgusin
matod – magnanakaw
nakakalurky – nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
neuro – napaisip bigla, mind-boggler
oblation – walang saplot
otoko – lalakeng lalaki
pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol – discreet gay guy
pinkalou – pink
pranella – praning
quality control – maganda ang quality
sangkatuts – marami, isang katutak
shala – sosyal
shogal – matagal
shokot, bokot – takot
shonga, shongaers, planggana – *****
shonga-shonga – *****-*****
shonget, makyonget – ugly
shontis – buntis
sudems – never
tamalis – tamad
urky – nakakaloka
warla – loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw
wasok – contraction ng “wasak pag pasok”
wiz, waz – wala!
wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders – matanda

NOUNS, PRONOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS
adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia – pera
akesh, akembang – ako
badet, dinga, dingalou – bading
berru – beer
borlog – tulog, power nap
bottomesa, bottones – a bottom
bufra – boyfriend
carrou, carosa – car
cheese – chismis
chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa – maid
constru – construction worker
daot – ahas, traitor
ditey, ditich, ditraks – dito
feelanga – crush
fiampey – singit, birdie, flower
garapata – vaklush na punggok na majubis
gardini – security guard
oishi – shabu
gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong – babae
hada – oral gay sex
hammer – pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy, “pokpok”
havana – mahabang mukha
hipon – maganda ang katawan pero panget
itich, itechlavu – ito
itich-me-how – birdie
jipamy – jeep
jowa, jowawis – lover, boy/girlfriend
jubelita – vaklita, batang bading
kat-kat – sosyal na tawag sa katulong
katol, chimay – katulong
kyota – bata
kyotatalet – sanggol
likil, mentos, future – lalaki
merlat, melat, bilat, mujer – babae
nota, notes – penis
pa-uring – a bottom
performance artist – mahilig mag-inarte
potato queen – chink for chinks
red alert – menstruation
rice queen – chink folks who go for white guys (?)
colbam, sholbam – callboy
sholbug – na daig
shulupi – pulubi
shumod, shumodity – tams
suba, bugarou – cigarette
success story – babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner na masalapi
katuray – baklang mukhang katulong na mataray
tayelz – tayo
variables – barya, coins
wigwam – wig

pandagdag lng…
a,anda,kuray, =pera
lapz,lapangga,lapang = kain
notes,noting,nota = alam nyo na yun
ana bet = ayaw ko, di ko feel
sunshine dizon = umaga na
nomo,mamam = inuman
borgy manotoc = maraming pimples
chanel = una na ko
mudra = mama
pudra = tatay
shupatid,jupiter = kapatid
julalay – alalay
manilyn reynes – pera/ulan
junakis – anak
chaka, chapter – panget
daku, dakila – malaki
booblang, bobonicles – mahina ang ulo
kimiladoo – kunwari lang
plastikada – plastic
bagelya – bag
afam,mering = foreigner
joga boobey = boobs
silikonada = baklang may boobs
warla = away
bona,bobonikles = bobo
b.y, = gwapo
omz,ombaw,lulu = boys
bilat,kilatra = babae
erna = poo poo hehe
suba = yosi
durables = mura
mahalia jackson, makimils = mahal
stuts = states u.s
aida = aids
julalay – alalay
manilyn reynes – pera/ulan
junakis – anak
flangak, planggana, flatch, flat shoes – tama, korek
chaka, chapter – panget
daku, dakila – malaki
booblang, bobonicles – mahina ang ulo
kimiladoo – kunwari lang
plastikada – plastic
bagelya – bag
okray -nasira
imbyerna – nainis
jutay -maliit
jowa -bf
luzvaldez -natalo
lukring -lukaluka
lafang -kumain
toyota -may sumpong
Shonga -stupid
eclavu -my love
echos -whatever
everloo -forever
yamey – means mamaya
ramsey – means pahiram o pautang
kasbum – means bukas
kadley – means maglakad
chamita – means pangit
portugal – means ang tagal, matagal
nagmamaasim – nagmamaganda
eksenadora – gumagawa ng exena
ferlie – bl*w job
lafyok – kain or torrid kiss
ate madeska – madaldal
ate matet – malapad noo
ate lucky – malaki ilong
ate nancy – nonsense
ate gina – gumagawa ng kwento
pangat sa ubas, pasok sa banga- exactly, korek
duty free, dyutay – maliit and tootoot ng mga boys
wersu – boobs
werlog – balls / itlog ng boy. (hihihi)
notes, notakels – guys genitals
sa trulilty – sa totoo lang
tusha – s3x
kebla, kebz – malaki ang notes..wehhe
wizel, wit – hindi
atashi – ako
anda, ades – pera
francine prieto, pransya – may toyo o may sayad sa utak..wehhe
epek lang, keri lang – means ok lang
cryola – iyak
erklip – tulog
ikura – magkano
embey, emberika – galit or inis
touch mobile – nahawakan
chipangga – cheap
thundercats -matanda
makiyawti -mabaho
pokish – slutty
bonamin – anal s3x
biogesic -mast*rbate
insekyora -inggitera, insecure

ToyPlay (Toys and Cosplay Exhibit)

Gaisano Mall of Davao and Davao Toy Community in cooperation with Guild of Anime and Manga Enthusiasts are proud to present the 1st Toys and Cosplay Exhibit here in Davao City; ToyPlay.

Really? A Cosplay in Davao? Yey!

Yes, and it’s coming near you!

What: ToyPlay (1st Toy and Cosplay Exhibit in Davao)

When: June 15-21, 2009 (Monday to Sunday)

Where: The Spazio, 3rd Floor of the Gaisano Mall of Davao

Gaisano Mall of Davao will also be giving discounts on selected toys on the entire week.

ToyPlay Cosplay Contest Rules

1. Cosplay Contest is only open to cosplayers ages 13 and up.

2. ToyPlay Cosplay Event will be held on June 20, 2009 at 2:00p.m. Cosplay contest registration forms will be available on the Davao Toy Comunity (DTC) booth during the Exhibit; from June 15, 2009 (Monday) to June 19, 2009 (Friday). There will be NO registration fee charged to all cosplayers (participants and non-participants)

3. ToyPlay is giving Cosplayers the freedom to cosplay any character they want, no exaggerated restrictions about the costumes gibberish. If you really have the confidence, why not? We are implying that the cosplayer should above all, be responsible for his/her actions and the type of costume he/she is wearing. However, obscene actions (ex: kissing/amorous display) are not allowed. The organizers reserve the right to reprimand any cosplayer behaving inappropriately.

4. The ToyPlay organizers are not responsible for any injury and/or damage to the cosplayers and their belongings.

Guidelines are subject to change without prior notice.

For more info and inquiries, contact them at:

ToyPlay @ multiply

Or email them at:

toyplaydvo@yahoo.com

Juan Vote: Sino iboboto mo?

Eto ang mga possibleng tatakbo sa 2010 Philippine election; sino ang iboboto mo? Pumili ng karapatdapat. Ipahayag ang iyong opinion at manindigan, wag magbulagbulagan.

*kung may bagong tatakbo, iuupdate ko lng to pero kung maiinform nyo ako mas mabuti. Mabuhay Pilipinas!

*survey copied from Philippine 2010 election. I do not own the poll question.

Juan Vote: Mga issues na dapat pagtuunan ng pansin

Malapit na ang eleksyon, ano sa tingin mo ang mga issue na dapat pagtuunan ng pansin ng mga botante sa pagtulong sa pagpili ng bagong lider? Ano sa tingin mo ang dapat pagtuunan ng pansin ng mga pulitiko ngayong 2010?

*Kung may ibang issues kayong nais ibahagi, pwede kayong magcomment at ilagay ang inyong suhetsyon para maisama ko sa listahan. Mabuhay Pilipinas!

*survey idea was from abs-cbn. I do not own the poll question.

Juan Vote: Isang Boto Para sa Pagbabago

JUAN VOTE: Isang Boto Para sa Pagbabago

(My way of supporting the upcoming 2010 election)

2010 election in the Philippines is fast approaching and it’s time for every Filipino voter to do their job in making a change in our country. The Commission on Election (COMELEC) is doing their best to accommodate voters that have not yet registered for 2010 election. As a first time voter like me, I must do something good for our country in order to uplift the country’s economic situation and its overall status. This country needs a good leader that leads us to a better life and for that we must also do something very important by voting.

In our country’s rules, the President will have his/her term and serve his/her country for six (6) years which we expect a good leadership from him/her. In order for us not to waste, suffer and regret another six (6) years, we must carefully and thoroughly know our candidates and pick the right one and stand for our own choice not only for the presidential position but all the positions.

The fate of our country and its people will depend on our “one vote”.

About the Logo:

“Juan Vote” or also called as “One Vote” heeds the calling for change through our votes. This advocacy speaks out the importance of our vote to make a change in our nation and the individual’s right to vote. This is a calling for all Filipino who are on the legal age to vote especially the first time voters to cast out their votes and stand for it. “Your one vote can make a change, Juan! Bumoto ka.”

For any comments, reactions, ideas, reports and the likes about the upcoming election or of anything that are happenings you’ve found, may it be bad or good, please feel free to post a comment here or you can direct them to these reliable advocates:

BOTO MO IPATROL MO: AKO ANG SIMULA
ABS-CBN

A venue of sharing ideas on what the 2010 election should be and the different sectors it should address. It is also a venue for sharing your views on any issues and/or concerns. A reliable source of information concerning the election and other news happening in the society

AKO MISMO
DDB CARES supported by PLDT Smart Foundation

AKO MISMO is a movement to energize and rejuvenate young Filipinos and move them to action.

As an advocacy, it is anchored on the following fundamental beliefs:

1. There is an inherent desire in every Filipino to effect positive change in the country. This is a tremendous force for change.
2. Social Change is possible when individuals commit to a concrete actionable behavior that results to positive change
3. The power of the collective force of individuals who believe in making a difference will be the driving force for a sustainable transformation of Philippine society.

P.S.

If ever you have any organizations or groups that have goals like these, please feel free to inform and/or permit me to feature and add your group/organization here.

MABUHAY ANG MGA PILIPINO!

Coffee Party

COFFEE PARTY
by: Hoowan

My body is on the floor,
Dancing and moving,
Grooving and shaking,
Bang my head on the door

A little dosage doesn’t affect much,
But my irresponsible acts do such.
Zigzag pathways with spinning vision,
The alcohol left me in a hanging condition.

Still the party continues,
With my eulogy overviews,
In the end I’m still happy,
Leaving my friends with a COFFEE PARTY.

Didto sa Daplin

DIDTO SA DAPLIN
by: Hoowan

Didto sa daplin daghang mahitabo,
Babae ug lalake naghubo,
Usahay akong masakpan,
Si manong mangihi sa kiliran.

Aduna pa koy Makita nga transaksyon,
Kinilo nga droga ug marijuana,
Pirated ug ukay-ukay, babae ug bata
Maski unsa na lang ginapamaligya.

Didto sa daplin akong nahimamat,
Bata nga walay puy-anan,
Way makaon, lurat ang mata ug payat,
Walay nag-alaga nga ginikanan.

Mga adunahan nga anaa sa tunga,
Hayahay ug walay pakabana.
Didto sa daplin wa nila Makita,
Mga prublema nga kinahanglang mawala.

Unta kini ila pud makita
Ug matandog unta ilang kasingkasing,
Mao gani ang mga adunahan anaa sa tunga,
Mga dagkong tao ug gamhanan ang tan-aw sa ila sa uban,
Apan unsa may pulos sa ilang kadato kung dli sila katabang sa ilang kiliran.

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this poem will also be seen on the TCI magazine summer 09 issue.

Earth Hour

EARTH HOUR
by: Hoowan

Mother Earth is calling,
Humans are not answering,
Are we that busy?
Or we just don’t care and live selfishly.

We always do say; “Save Mother Earth”
But do we really have the heart?
Mother Earth is calling,
Will we answer or play deaf again?

Earth hour isn’t enough,
‘Coz we don’t really act wholeheartedly.
Is the Earth hour we are saying,
The dooms day of all human being?
Think thoroughly,
mother earth is calling.

A Wasted Scholarship

On the evening of May 12, 2009, the school’s scholarship head informed me about a scholarship for Kainan University, one of the best universities in Taiwan was being offered. I don’t know why she chooses me to apply on the said scholarship but I am glad that I was one of the few who were informed.

The benefits of the said scholarship are as follows:

• Free matriculation for four years or until graduation (based on the course taken)
• Free board and lodging (for the whole year of studying in the university)
• Can work part-time within the university after the first year of stay. (to support for the financial issues of the student)
• The top (40) students will be given a job upon graduating

Some of the benefits you can get from the school:

• Has eight story library where you can do all the researches you want (based on the information found on the school’s website)
• Has clean and organized dormitory.
• Prestigious and one of the known universities in Taiwan
• Has good facilities and wide campus area

Must be followed while in contract:

• Must include Mandarin Chinese class in their subjects to be taken (for the students will not have a hard time communicating while in Taiwan.)
• Must pay ten (10) thousand pesos for the national health insurance for one (1) year, inclusive of food and school supplies and other necessities

On the following day, I informed my parents about the scholarship and without any hesitation; they agreed and gave their support to me. The next day I confirmed and was told to bring my parents on Friday, May 15, 2009 for some meeting and further explanation of what the scholarship is all about.

Friday, May 15, I brought my parents with me, with their full support, we attended the meeting. On that day, the head in-charge of the scholarship said that the she badly needed the list of applicants and their application requirements before May 17, Sunday because she will leave Davao to go to Manila to process the said scholarship. Me and my mom hurriedly went back home to get all the requirements needed and for this, we missed our obligations, her work and my studies for one day and have spent a couple of money traveling back and forth and filing all the requirements.

Upon completion, the school’s scholarship head informed me that my “TRANSCRIPT of RECORDS” (ToR) from my previous school was not official and thus some of my subjects from my previous school cannot be credited or are still pending and waiting for the OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT of RECORDS which I thought was long filed by my previous school. It was also my mistake not to follow up my transfer credentials but who would think that I have not yet still submitted some of my transfer credentials to the current school. I thought that my previous school will process my ToR because I remembered them saying… “sige lang, registrar to registrar na ani. Pwede na ka magpaenrol sa bag-o nmo nga skwelahan”… “Don’t worry, it’s the registrar (old) that will contact the registrar (new) and process your official ToR from hereon. You may now enroll on your new school.” So I was relaxed and thought all was settled but then again, it’s the opposite.

And now that the deadline would be on Sunday May 17, two days upon hearing the bad news, me and the school’s scholarship head lost our hope of applying for the scholarship. I cannot make it to the deadline because requesting for an OFFICIAL document would take a week to be processed and judging by my experience of the service of the registrar from my previous school, it was very poor and slow, so if I would to say, it would take not only a week but a two or so before it would be processed, that’s how poor the service of my previous school specifically the registrar was.

It was very disappointing for me because I haven’t applied for the scholarship yet and with just a little loophole, it was gone wasted. Another reason for disappointment is that I haven’t proved myself yet whether I am qualified of being a scholar or not. It would be okay for me even if I am not accepted but the fact that I have not yet tried pisses me! How will I try if I lack a requirement with just because of a very simple mistake?

I was very shy and could not even face my parents upon knowing the bad news although they are not angry but still deep inside of me I am very sorry for them because I’ve wasted an opportunity to have a better future which I know they want for me. It was ok if I’m the only who knows the said scholarship and the bad news but with great pressure, my parents, the scholarship head which is my friend too and our dean which was informed by the scholarship head were looking forward of what the result of my application would turn out but not even a single step on applying for the scholarship was done.

Bringing disappointment to many people and to myself, I want to blame all of this to the registrar of my previous school but then again I have also made a mistake by not making any follow ups with my documents. But!!… But then again… Aaarrrggghhh!! I want to blame him but I MUST not and it pisses me!

MAKAPUNGGOT!!… MAKALAGOT!!

Now I’m still pissed off of what had happened and thus leads me to ignite a fight between some of my close friends which I did not want to happen. Brought up with my emotions, I am thinking out of myself anymore and making rash decisions and unreasonable arguments. With this happened, I am confused because some part of me wants to be alone and the other part of me needs someone to talk to. Because some of my close friends which I want to share my emotions angry at me, I am more depressed and now I’m on the verge of seeking myself alone and seeking persons who would listen and comforts me.

I greatly believe that “everything happens for a reason”, I hope so. As for now that my mind is clouded up with many negative thoughts, I humbly ask for your forgiveness and understanding if anything I will do and say or have said. I promise to all and to myself that I would fix and compose myself to what it was and leaving regrets and angers behind.

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My apologies for the redundancy of words like;

• School’s scholarship head
• Previous school
• Registrar
• Close friends

and many more. I did not mention any name to avoid conflicts and for the privacy of the people involved in this article.

Special thanks to:

• Ma’am Fe for giving me the chance to at least feel my first ever scholarship which I didn’t expect (salamat kay maski bulay-og ko nga pagkatao, nakitaan gihapon ko nimo ug potential ug gitabangan nga muapply pra sa scholarship)

• Kenny who harshly but indeed helpful in making me realize that I was also wrong in some point
• Faj and Kenny for informing me to watch MMK and thus helped me reflect in connection with what I have experienced (na! dili jd me pareha ato sa bida preng! Hehe)
• And to others who have responded and will respond.

***all these events happened and will come I dedicate them to our Lord God almighty.